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Happy birthday and best wishes x
I hope you like all these wet kisses.
I’ve sent you twelve plus one for free-- x
The last was hiding up a tree. x
So count and see if they’re all there, x
Cos postmen sometimes like a share. x
Postmen love those juicy kisses x
They don’t get enough from their own misses. x
And now the moral of this tale: x
Be careful who delivers birthday mail. x
